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	<title><![CDATA[Crazy Dream]]></title>
	<author>JT Olds</author>

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	<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 06:53:41 +0000</pubDate>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>I just wanted to quickly share a book cover from a dream I had a few nights ago that I attempted to reconstruct as best I could. All I can say is that, evidently, the war in Iraq had a pretty seriously good reason: dinosaurs aren't extinct and it's been a massive government cover-up. Or so I tell myself while sleeping.</p>

<p><img src="/newsletter/images/spontaneous_raptors.jpg" alt="Dr. Andrew Weil's Spontaneous Raptor Attacks"/><br/>Yes, I seriously dreamed this.</p>

<p>Dr. Weil's advice was to wear white, not to avoid the raptors, but to assist doctors in quickly locating the inevitable flesh wounds.</p>]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[Retrospect]]></title>
	<author>JT Olds</author>

	<link><![CDATA[http://www.jtolds.com/newsletter/2008/8/24/retrospect]]></link>

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	<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 03:46:30 +0000</pubDate>
	<description><![CDATA[In retrospect, I think <a href="http://politics.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=221768&cid=17970082">this</a> joke is even more funny.<br/>
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I wish Slashdot allowed replies to old comments.]]></description>
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